I don’t chase trends—I sip them, slowly, deliberately, and with data-dependent restraint. This 11oz masterpiece captures me in my most stable form: baby-faced, unflappable, and fully caffeinated. Consider it your morning meeting with the FOMC—except this one actually raises your spirits instead of your borrowing costs.
Let’s be clear: this mug is not predicting the future. It’s merely communicating forward guidance in ceramic form. Fill it, hold it, love it—and if anyone asks whether it’s half-empty or half-full, just say “we’re monitoring the situation and stand ready to act.”
Product Features
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions
Clean it like you’d unwind a balance sheet: gradually, with warm water and patience.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
