One sticker. Infinite liberty. Whether it’s your water bottle, your laptop, or the back of your rival’s Prius, this glossy beacon of freedom declares, “Pete was here — and he’s wearing a bib.”
It’s weatherproof, just like my hairstyle in a hurricane, and the shine? Brighter than my morning monologues. Stick it loud, stick it proud.
Product Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions: "Clean the surface like it’s a parade ground — spotless before application."
