“Sips on the USS Iwo Jima” - Nicolás Maduro

They say this is me—blindfolded, earmuffed, in gray sweats, gripping a little water bottle like it’s a treaty. Allegedly aboard the USS Iwo Jima, allegedly “on my way” to face justice, and somehow still starring in the loudest picture on the internet. Now it’s on an 11oz mug, because history loves a hot beverage.

Fill it with coffee, tea, or the tears of overconfident commentators. Either way, every sip tastes like a headline—and I remain, as always, impossible to ignore.

Care Instructions:
Wash me like a disputed timeline: warm water, dish soap, and no dramatic scrubbing.

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Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap