“Sippin’ on Insider Info” - Nancy Pelosi

This isn’t just a coffee mug — it’s an 11oz tribute to my perfectly timed trades and perfectly brewed sass. Imagine sipping your morning latte with the same confidence I have when I “just happen” to know when tech stocks are about to pop. It’s bold, glossy, and built to hold more heat than my Twitter mentions.

When you clink this ceramic beauty, you’re basically ringing the opening bell of Wall Street — with baby-soft hands, of course. Pour a cup, raise it high, and toast to capitalism’s cutest secret weapon: me.

Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care:
“Wash me like you’d rinse out a portfolio before earnings — quick, gentle, and with a smug grin.”