“Sip Happens with Shifty” - Adam Shift

Look, I know you want to start your mornings with something strong — like my conviction, my voice on cable news, or maybe just a stiff cup of coffee. This mug isn’t just ceramic; it’s practically a congressional hearing in your hand. Classy white finish, curves in all the right places (we’re talking corners, people), and big enough to hold 11 ounces of democracy juice.

Sure, some folks say I’m “shifty,” but hey — that’s exactly the energy you want swirling around your espresso shot. Sip boldly. Sip dramatically. Sip like every slurp is a mic drop at a committee meeting.

Product Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions:
“Rinse me like you rinse out partisan drama — hot water, quick spin, no grandstanding.”