Look, I know you want to start your mornings with something strong — like my conviction, my voice on cable news, or maybe just a stiff cup of coffee. This mug isn’t just ceramic; it’s practically a congressional hearing in your hand. Classy white finish, curves in all the right places (we’re talking corners, people), and big enough to hold 11 ounces of democracy juice.
Sure, some folks say I’m “shifty,” but hey — that’s exactly the energy you want swirling around your espresso shot. Sip boldly. Sip dramatically. Sip like every slurp is a mic drop at a committee meeting.
Product Features:
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions: “Rinse me like you rinse out partisan drama — hot water, quick spin, no grandstanding.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
