Look, I've handled traffic jams, congressional hearings, and a minivan with more car seats than lanes on I-95. This 11oz powerhouse is my official Infrastructure Beverage Vessel — the mug I raise when I promise to fix your potholes, reroute your stress, and keep America's coffee moving at highway speeds.
Set it on your desk like a hard hat for your caffeine. It's bold, it's bright, and it holds up under pressure — just like a Wisconsin snowplow in February. One sip and you'll feel cleared for takeoff, wheels down, and slightly smug about it.
Product Features
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)…but don't give them to babies because I'm breakable and the contents of this mug are probably very hot
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instruction
Wash it like you'd clear a runway: hot water, direct approach, no holding pattern.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
