Wrap your phone in purpose — and premium satire. This dual-layer case features yours truly in baby boss mode, side-eyeing nonsense and absorbing shocks like a seasoned floor leader. Built for clumsy drops and chaotic debates, this case protects your device like I protect democracy — calmly, confidently, and just a little condescendingly.
No cracks, no flips, no fake news alerts — just pure, protected messaging. Handle your phone like I handle hearings: with style and a mic drop.
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: Wipe clean with the same cloth I use to polish the House floor. Or, you know, a napkin.
