Sip with the confidence of a viral mic-drop moment. This mug isn’t just ceramic — it’s a caffeinated declaration that you don’t back down, you don’t tone it down, and you certainly don’t drink from boring mugs. It’s as bold and unapologetic as me on the House floor, except it won’t clap back… unless you overfill it.
Pour in your morning coffee, tea, or something stronger (hey, no judgment) and feel the power of my side-eye energy radiating from every sip. Remember, I don’t do lukewarm, and neither should your caffeine game.
Features:
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care: “Wash it like I wash the floor with weak arguments: hot water, zero hesitation.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
