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Royal Baby Charles Phone Protector - King Charles
Royal Baby Charles Phone Protector - King Charles
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One has been waiting decades for the throne, and now one shall protect your precious communication device with the same dedication! This delightfully absurd phone case features yours truly as an adorable infant monarch, complete with tiny crown and that distinctive concerned expression one perfected over seven decades of patient waiting. Even as a baby, one maintains proper posture and an air of constitutional duty. Whether you are attending to matters of state or simply scrolling through one's Instagram, this case shall guard your device as faithfully as the Coldstream Guards protect Buckingham Palace. One finds it rather amusing that even in nappy form, the resemblance is quite unmistakable - those ears are truly a family trademark! Perfect for subjects who appreciate both royal protocol and the occasional bit of harmless monarchical mockery.
Product Features
- Shock-absorbing protection worthy of the Crown Estate insurance policy
- Precise cutouts for all ports because one values accessibility and inclusion
- Slim profile that fits in even the smallest ceremonial pockets
- Durable construction built to last multiple coronations if necessary
- Compatible with wireless charging for the modern constitutional monarchy
Care: Clean with a silk cloth as befits any item bearing the royal likeness, even in infant form.
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