Look, this isn’t just a coffee mug. This is your morning revolution vessel. When you wake up and pour coffee (or oat milk—yes, I care about your gut health), you’re basically joining me in a sunrise filibuster against mediocrity. Every sip is a stand for optimism, hope, and maybe a splash of almond creamer if that’s your vibe.
And yes, this 11oz ceramic champion will outlast any Senate session I’ve ever turned into a motivational TED Talk. Fill it, raise it, and declare, “I’m still speaking—and I look adorable doing it.”
Product Features:
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions: “Clean it like I clean up Senate speeches—long, passionate scrubbing with hot water and a dream.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
