Consider this magnet a small but meaningful act of order. It goes on your fridge and reminds everyone in your household that someone should be making reasoned, structured decisions around here—starting with what to eat.
It sticks with the calm persistence of precedent. You can ignore it, but it will remain—quietly, confidently, and slightly smug.
Features:
Cut-out shape that clings like my base
Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles
Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)
Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones
Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder
Care line: Wipe clean like you’re polishing an argument: gently, then with conviction.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
