Refrigerator Filibuster Magnet - John Kennedy

This cut-out magnet clings like a headline and holds like a promise your grandma believes in. Park it on your fridge, and every snack break becomes a press conference where common sense wins in under thirty seconds.

It’s glossy, bold, and shaped like a comeback you wish you’d said sooner. Warning: may cause leftovers to stand up straighter and behave.

Product Features:

• Cut-out shape that clings like my base

• Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles

• Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)

• Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones

• Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder

Care Instructions

Dust occasionally—treat it like a hearing: short, orderly, and on the record.