This cut-out magnet clings like a headline and holds like a promise your grandma believes in. Park it on your fridge, and every snack break becomes a press conference where common sense wins in under thirty seconds.
It’s glossy, bold, and shaped like a comeback you wish you’d said sooner. Warning: may cause leftovers to stand up straighter and behave.
Product Features:
Cut-out shape that clings like my base
Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles
Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)
Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones
Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder
Care Instructions
Dust occasionally—treat it like a hearing: short, orderly, and on the record.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
