This cut-out baby Bernie magnet sticks with the determination of a field organizer in February. It holds your grocery lists, your movement plans, and that one recipe you swear is “for the people.” Strong grip, glossy finish, zero corporate influence—just like your leftovers should be.
Position me eye-level on your fridge and let equity reign over snacks. If someone tries to take the last slice, we will discuss a fair allocation model—democratically, of course.
Product Features:
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Cut-out shape that clings like my base
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Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles
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Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)
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Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones
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Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder
Care Instructions:
Wipe with a damp cloth—treat it like campaign literature: concise, clean, and widely distributed.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
