Redact, Then React Sticker - Eric Holder

Peel with purpose. This sticker turns laptops, water bottles, and field notebooks into mobile precedent. It’s compact, resilient, and delightfully on-message—like a well-edited statement for the record that still lands a punchline.

Weatherproof gloss ensures the shine survives hot takes and rainstorms. Place it, pace your argument, and proceed with confidence. Motion to stick: granted.

Product Features

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure or questioning.

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings on slow news days.

• One size fits all—just like my commitment to equal protection.

• Easy peel-and-stick design

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  Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your opponent’s bad take (respectfully).

Care Instructions

Wipe gently like you’re preserving chain of custody—no rough handling, counselor.