I bring documentation, and now you can bring me—on your laptop, water bottle, or field journal. This kiss-cut sticker is the mobile press pass for people who prefer source material over spin. Peel, stick, and proceed to dismantle narratives with a smile and a pacifier.
It’s glossy, weatherproof, and shamelessly adorable—kind of like me, if I’d slept more and talked less about biolabs. Slap it where gatekeepers can see it and call it a transparency initiative.
Product Features
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Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
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One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions
Wipe it like a foggy lens on a hidden camera—gentle swipe, crystal clarity.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
