Look, you could drink coffee out of anything. But this is a strategic vessel—a premium 11oz mug featuring me as an unnervingly calm baby who definitely has a color-coded binder for your morning. It’s tasteful, minimal, and somehow still a flex—like saying “I’m here to help,” while already running the meeting.
And yes, it’s a collector’s item. Because nothing says “serious policy vibes” like infant me staring serenely into the middle distance, as if peace negotiations are just a calendar invite. Sip confidently. Blink rarely. Optimize everything.
Product Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or diplomatic neutrals)
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Durable ORCA coating—built tougher than your average headline cycle
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Microwave & dishwasher safe—no subpoenas required, just convenience
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands with big ambitions)
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners—soft aesthetic, firm intent
Care Instruction:
Clean it like you’d clean up a complicated legacy: warm water, soap, and a calm, controlled spin cycle.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
