This phone case wraps your device in the same indestructible confidence I bring to every rally. Your screen will be safe, even if your social media feed isn’t.
Just like me, it’s bold, slightly over-the-top, and impossible to ignore. Warning: May cause strangers to debate you at gas stations.
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: “Wipe it down like I wipe the floor with fake news — confidently and with a grin.”
