Here’s a crisp, kiss-cut rendering of my baby-faced bravado — ready for laptops, water bottles, and the occasional committee witness binder. It’s a portable proclamation that due process can, in fact, be adorable.
Apply with the confidence of a unanimous consent request. If anyone objects, tell them to submit their concerns in writing and stick this somewhere visible in the meantime.
Product Features (in my voice):
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Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
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One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instruction:
Wipe it down like you’d polish a precedent — damp cloth, firm resolve, zero grandstanding.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
