Every movement needs headquarters. Yours happens to be a desk, a laptop, and a righteous sense that someone, somewhere, is being smug—and you’re not going to let that stand. This mouse pad turns your workspace into a tiny command center for productivity and principled side-eye.
And yes, it’s my baby face staring back at you while you work. That’s not “weird.” That’s accountability-driven inspiration. If I can face the cameras, you can face your inbox.
Product Features:
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Full front decoration — my face, your mouse, destiny
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Bright, intense colors, just like my press conferences
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Smooth cloth surface for effortless gliding (or dodging questions)
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Rubber base grips tighter than I do to a talking point
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1/16” thickness — sleek, sharp, and slightly overconfident
Care line : Spot clean me like you’d erase your browser history: warm water, dish soap, and no unnecessary soaking.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.
