Wrap your phone in something as durable as my monologues and twice as adorable. This dual-layer case features my cherubic face doing what I do best: surviving drops, polls, and the occasional doomscroll with a smirk.
UV-protected and fully wrapped, it’s a 24/7 press secretary for your screen. Toss, text, tweet, repeat — your phone’s now armored in satire and baby-level invincibility.
Product Features (in Greg’s voice)
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3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
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UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
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Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
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Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
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Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions
Wipe it down like a hot take: fast swipe, no walk-back.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
