Wrap your phone in something as durable as my monologues and twice as adorable. This dual-layer case features my cherubic face doing what I do best: surviving drops, polls, and the occasional doomscroll with a smirk.
UV-protected and fully wrapped, it’s a 24/7 press secretary for your screen. Toss, text, tweet, repeat — your phone’s now armored in satire and baby-level invincibility.
Product Features (in Greg’s voice)
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions
Wipe it down like a hot take: fast swipe, no walk-back.
