Let’s face it: nothing protects your phone quite like a man-child version of me mid-speech sip. This dual-layer phone case features 3D wrap art of Baby Rubio clutching his bottle with the intensity of a thousand policy pivots.
It’s durable, absurd, and shock-absorbing — because sometimes even your iPhone needs emotional support when the room gets dry.
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: Wipe clean like a campaign trail memory — fast, firm, and hoping nobody noticed.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
