Let’s face it: nothing protects your phone quite like a man-child version of me mid-speech sip. This dual-layer phone case features 3D wrap art of Baby Rubio clutching his bottle with the intensity of a thousand policy pivots.
It’s durable, absurd, and shock-absorbing — because sometimes even your iPhone needs emotional support when the room gets dry.
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: Wipe clean like a campaign trail memory — fast, firm, and hoping nobody noticed.
