“Pocket-Size Patriot Peel” - Jamie Raskin Sticker

Stick a constitutional reminder wherever dissent dares to flourish! My diaper-clad debate form now comes in kiss-cut vinyl, ready to plaster laptops, water bottles, or the occasional back-bench binder. Every glossy millimeter shouts: read the amendments before naptime.

Weatherproof and scandal-proof, this little decal clings to the truth longer than a marathon Rules Committee markup. Go ahead—slap it on, flex that First Amendment flair, and watch the trolls tantrum.

Product Features (in baby-Jamie’s voice):

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism—no parliamentary procedure required

• Weatherproof vinyl, because my arguments (and this sticker) never wilt under pressure

• Glossy finish brighter than my Constitution class attendance record

• One size fits all—just like equal protection under law

• Ideal for laptops, water bottles, or your favorite filibuster-foe’s bumper

Care Instructions
Wipe gently with a damp cloth—like polishing the Bill of Rights before show-and-tell.