Wrap your phone in a dual-layer defense of style and scrutiny. The 3D-wrapped art features a pacified but un-pacified me, ready to scroll through footnotes and dispatch long-form threads between texts. Your screen gets shock protection; your timeline gets a tiny ombudsman.
When someone asks why your case looks like a constitutional carry-on, smile and say: “Because the truth travels.” Then proceed to fact-check your group chat—gently.
Product Features
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions
Wipe it like you’d annotate a PDF: edge to edge, paragraph by paragraph, until the glare is gone.
