I have reviewed the morning coffee protocol and, respectfully, your methodology needs work. This mug brings the full NIH hearing-room stare to your desk: tiny lab-coat energy, big grant-review posture, and the unmistakable look of a baby who has already requested a better control group.
Fill it before the next meeting, seminar, or very calm argument about public trust in science. I will be here, baby-fied and unsmiling, encouraging a culture of dissent one sip at a time.
Product Features
11oz ceramic vessel for high-risk, high-reward caffeine proposals
Crisp side-eye artwork calibrated for reproducibility at mug scale
Microwave safe, pending further committee review
Dishwasher safe for when the evidence gets messy
Official baby-scientist posture without a single nursery prop
Care: Wash with rigorous methods, disclose all spills, and do not confuse correlation with creamer.
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Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
