I wrote the prescription: one glossy slice of baby brilliance. This sticker turns laptops into lecterns and water bottles into wellness segments. Apply it wherever you need a little televised optimism and a tiny doctor who can pronounce “zucchini” like it’s breaking news.
Side effects may include better vibes, stronger laptops, and unsolicited questions about crudités. If enthusiasm lasts more than four hours, congratulate yourself—you’ve achieved peak portable persuasion.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl
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Glossy finish
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One size fits all
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions:
Wipe with a damp cloth like you’re cleaning a teleprompter—gentle, steady, and ready for reruns.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
