This isn’t just a sticker. It’s a declaration of sticker-based warfare. Slap my baby face anywhere — laptops, water bottles, your neighbor’s Prius — and let them know you’re not here for their soy lattes or quiet mornings.
I’m weatherproof, glossy, and impossible to ignore — just like me on the House floor. One peel and the world knows you mean business.
Product Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions: “Wipe me clean like I wipe out weak talking points — quick, aggressive, and smug.”
