This isn’t just a sticker. It’s a declaration of sticker-based warfare. Slap my baby face anywhere — laptops, water bottles, your neighbor’s Prius — and let them know you’re not here for their soy lattes or quiet mornings.
I’m weatherproof, glossy, and impossible to ignore — just like me on the House floor. One peel and the world knows you mean business.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl
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Glossy finish
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One size fits all
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions:
“Wipe me clean like I wipe out weak talking points — quick, aggressive, and smug.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
