This kiss-cut sticker is portable speech—bold, glossy, and ready to testify on laptops, water bottles, and rogue refrigerators. It features mini-me (pacifier in, eyebrows up) reminding passersby that evidence travels better when it sticks.
Apply liberally, like sunshine laws. If someone tries to peel it off, congratulate them on embracing transparency—then show them your spare.
Product Features
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions
Wipe it down like a redacted PDF: firm, fast, and focused on what matters.
