“Peel Here for Peace Talks” - Antony Blinken

Stick this glossy symbol of soft power anywhere international cooperation is needed — or at least where coffee is served. Featuring my baby-blue gaze and world-weary optimism, this kiss-cut beauty turns any surface into a summit. Laptop? Water bottle? Refrigerator at the G7? Let’s de-escalate in style.

No matter your stance on sanctions or snacks, this sticker’s always ready to mediate — with adhesive diplomacy and zero preconditions.

Product Features:

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings

• One size fits all—just like my campaign promises

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car

Care Instructions:
Apply gently, like you're navigating a ceasefire with two toddlers.