My fellow Americans: this 11oz vessel is a solemn tribute to the Constitution, rendered in durable ceramic—because precedent may wobble, but a good mug should not. Featuring me as an absurdly dignified baby, it’s the perfect way to sip your coffee while contemplating the plain meaning of “refill.”
And yes, it’s funny. But it’s also principled—which is exactly why it belongs on your desk, your kitchen counter, and any location where people mistakenly think you won’t cite Article I before noon.
Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care:
Clean it like you’d clean up a messy legal argument: warm water, soap, and absolutely no emotional reasoning.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
