Listen, I run a tight ship. And now you can run a tight morning. This 11oz collector’s mug features me in my most relatable form: a tiny-suited baby statesman with the confident glare of someone who’s read every footnote in the budget.
Fill it with coffee, tea, or the warm glow of “fiscal responsibility,” and enjoy the comforting feeling that at least one thing in your life has stable handles and predictable outcomes. Unlike politics. Or toddlers. Or—well—anything.
Product Features
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)—because visibility is leadership.
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal (and yes, I’ve heard the jokes).
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required, just basic competence.
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands clinging to coalition math).
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies: soft where needed, firm where it counts.
Care Instructions
Clean it like you’d clean up a coalition agreement: warm water, soap, and a decisive spin cycle.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
