This mouse pad turns your desk into chambers. Smooth glide, firm grip, and a full-front decoration featuring the babyish face of institutional authority, silently judging your tabs. It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who drafts emails like opinions and treats Slack like litigation.
Whether you’re researching, gaming, or “working” (as defined by vibes), this pad keeps your movements precise and your desk energy unmistakably federal. Proceed accordingly.
Product Features:
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Full front decoration — our face, your mouse, destiny
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Bright, intense colors, just like our most dramatic moments
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Smooth cloth surface for effortless gliding (or dodging questions)
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Rubber base grips tighter than we do to a talking point
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1/16” thickness — sleek, sharp, and slightly overconfident
Care Instruction:
Spot clean me like you’d erase your browser history: warm water, dish soap, and no unnecessary soaking.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.
