This mouse pad turns your desk into a command post. Smooth glide, bright colors, and a baby-faced Guardswoman staring into your soul like, “Did you finish that tasking or are we freelancing again?” It’s equal parts productivity tool and accountability partner.
And the rubber base? Locked in like a formation you don’t want to be late to. If you’re going to scroll, do it with purpose. If you’re going to game, do it with discipline. If you’re going to procrastinate—at least do it on equipment that looks official.
Product Features (my voice):
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Full front decoration — my face, your mouse, destiny
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Bright, intense colors, just like my press conferences (mine are called briefings)
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Smooth cloth surface for effortless gliding (or dodging questions)
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Rubber base grips tighter than I do to a talking point—steady, stable, stubborn
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1/16” thickness — sleek, sharp, and slightly overconfident
Care Instruction (my voice):
Spot clean me like you’d erase your browser history: warm water, dish soap, and no unnecessary soaking.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.
