“Occupy Sippy Cup” - Elon Musk

This 11oz masterpiece is basically a reusable rocket for your caffeine. Precise thrust-to-weight ratio, superior handle ergonomics, and a babyfied version of me declaring dominance over nap time. Consider it a limited-run collector’s item from the nursery division of Mars Industries: optimized for maximum meme velocity and minimal spill on the launchpad (your desk).

Display it on your stand-up meeting like a mission patch for your morning routine. If anyone asks why there’s a diapered tech emperor on your mug, tell them it’s called vertical integration: coffee → ambition → orbit. Simple.

Product Features

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or rocket reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than an abort at T-10

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no shareholder vote required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my master plans, soft edges, hard results

Care Instructions
Rinse, reload, relaunch: warm water, dish soap, and full-send into the dishwasher.