This 11oz masterpiece is basically a reusable rocket for your caffeine. Precise thrust-to-weight ratio, superior handle ergonomics, and a babyfied version of me declaring dominance over nap time. Consider it a limited-run collector’s item from the nursery division of Mars Industries: optimized for maximum meme velocity and minimal spill on the launchpad (your desk).
Display it on your stand-up meeting like a mission patch for your morning routine. If anyone asks why there’s a diapered tech emperor on your mug, tell them it’s called vertical integration: coffee → ambition → orbit. Simple.
Product Features
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or rocket reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than an abort at T-10
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no shareholder vote required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my master plans, soft edges, hard results
Care Instructions Rinse, reload, relaunch: warm water, dish soap, and full-send into the dishwasher.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
