“Your phone deserves the same fierce protection I gave to women’s rights. This dual-layer baby armor keeps your device safe while looking judicially adorable. Full 3D wrap, UV-protected, and ready to dissent against gravity.”
“Drop it? Not on my watch. This case absorbs shocks better than I absorbed endless oral arguments.”
Product Features:
3D wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my legacy
UV protection, because my image deserves daylight
Durable outer shell tougher than court schedules
Shock-absorbing liner for emotional support
Built to survive drops, polls, and law school stress
Care Instructions: “Wipe me clean like you’d scrub out a bad precedent — firmly, but with care.”
