Dominate your desk with the smooth control of a seasoned host and the focus of a platoon leader. As smooth as my face. This pad turns every scroll into a segment and every click into a closer. Your cursor gets a promotion; your to-do list surrenders.
Bright colors, bold energy, immovable base—exactly how you want your workday and your worldview. Just no beardos.
Product Features:
• Full front decoration — my face, no beardos
• Bright, intense colors, just like my press conferences
• Smooth cloth surface for effortless gliding (or dodging questions)
• Rubber base grips tighter than I do to a talking point
• 1/16” thickness — sleek, sharp, and slightly overconfident
Care:
Spot clean me like you’d erase my browser history: warm water, dish soap, and no unnecessary soaking.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.
