This 11oz mug is your daily reminder that diplomacy can come with dimples. Featuring my official baby portrait—fresh from a taxpayer-funded photo shoot—this glossy tribute captures me at my most unbothered, most camera-ready, and most Constitutionally adorable.
Sip with confidence. Because when you look this good in a blazer at 18 months, you don’t need a political party—you just need a platform (and maybe a juice box).
Product Features:
Vibrant colors that pop harder than my press photos
Durable ORCA coating, like my resilience in every primary debate
Microwave & dishwasher safe — for post-interview tea cleanups
Large handle, perfect for firm independence or soft power
Premium white ceramic, just like my blazer and political neutrality
Care Instructions: Polish like a patriot: warm water, soft cloth, and a little self-reflection.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
