"Camera-Ready & Constitutionally Caffeinated" - The Tulsi Gabbard Mug

This 11oz mug is your daily reminder that diplomacy can come with dimples. Featuring my official baby portrait—fresh from a taxpayer-funded photo shoot—this glossy tribute captures me at my most unbothered, most camera-ready, and most Constitutionally adorable.

Sip with confidence. Because when you look this good in a blazer at 18 months, you don’t need a political party—you just need a platform (and maybe a juice box).

Product Features (Tulsi’s voice):

• Vibrant colors that pop harder than my press photos

• Durable ORCA coating, like my resilience in every primary debate

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — for post-interview tea cleanups

• Large handle, perfect for firm independence or soft power

• Premium white ceramic, just like my blazer and political neutrality

Care Instructions:
Polish like a patriot: warm water, soft cloth, and a little self-reflection.