“My Coverage Is Better Than ERCOT” - Ted

When the grid goes down, Baby Ted powers up. This dual-layer phone case features me in peak baby-mode: diaper strapped, sunglasses locked, and boarding pass to infamy in hand. It’s strong, scandal-proof, and doesn’t flake under heat — unlike certain energy systems.

Protect your phone like I protect my Senate seat: unapologetically and with a tan.

Features:

• 3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals

• UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight

• Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep

• Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support

• Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums

Care Instructions:
Clean like you clean up after a PR nightmare — quick polish, firm denial.