When the grid goes down, Baby Ted powers up. This dual-layer phone case features me in peak baby-mode: diaper strapped, sunglasses locked, and boarding pass to infamy in hand. It’s strong, scandal-proof, and doesn’t flake under heat — unlike certain energy systems.
Protect your phone like I protect my Senate seat: unapologetically and with a tan.
Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: Clean like you clean up after a PR nightmare — quick polish, firm denial.
