I’m JD Vance, and this 11oz ceramic mug is as unapologetically Ohioan as a diner breakfast with a side of political ambition. It’s white, shiny, and ready to hold whatever strong-brewed truth you sip before tweeting about “real America.” If a mug could write a memoir about being underestimated, this would be it.
Fill it up and hold it proud—because nothing says “I’m here to save the heartland” like a coffee mug that survives every dishwasher cycle, just like I survived every think-piece about my sudden glow-up from small-town underdog to baby-faced Senator.
Product Features:
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions: “Scrub it like you’d scrub my Wikipedia page after I change my mind about something.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
