“Mornings Built on Grit, Gripes & Gerber” - JD

I’m JD Vance, and this 11oz ceramic mug is as unapologetically Ohioan as a diner breakfast with a side of political ambition. It’s white, shiny, and ready to hold whatever strong-brewed truth you sip before tweeting about “real America.” If a mug could write a memoir about being underestimated, this would be it.

Fill it up and hold it proud—because nothing says “I’m here to save the heartland” like a coffee mug that survives every dishwasher cycle, just like I survived every think-piece about my sudden glow-up from small-town underdog to baby-faced Senator.

Product Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions:
“Scrub it like you’d scrub my Wikipedia page after I change my mind about something.”