Your fridge is a strategic national asset. It contains leftovers, schedules, and the mysterious container nobody claims. This cut-out magnet places baby-me right at the center of domestic governance—monitoring snacks like they’re a matter of state.
It clings with conviction, shines with ambition, and brings the energy of a “national broadcast,” but for your grocery list. Revolutionary? Maybe. Hilarious? Absolutely.
Product Features:
Cut-out shape that clings like my base
Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles
Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)
Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones
Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder
Care Instruction: Clean it like you’re reorganizing a cabinet meeting: one quick wipe and total authority.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
