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Milky Pub Boris Puzzle - Boris Johnson
Milky Pub Boris Puzzle - Boris Johnson
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Crikey! What we have here is a absolutely magnificent 520-piece puzzle featuring me in my element - enjoying a civilized glass of milk in a proper British establishment. Because nothing demonstrates leadership quite like responsible drinking habits and impeccable pub etiquette, even in miniature form!
This splendid jigsaw captures all the essence of British political life - the convivial atmosphere of a local, the wholesome choice of dairy refreshment, and my trademark ability to look completely at home anywhere. Assembly required, much like my various coalition governments, but hopefully with fewer pieces going missing along the way.
Product Features
- 520 pieces of pure British political comedy gold
- Horizontal 20x15.98 inch format perfect for displaying my pub prowess
- Glossy laminated finish that shines brighter than my political career
- Chipboard construction more solid than most of my campaign promises
- Paper box featuring artwork that captures my milky magnificence
- Includes reference print because even I need guidance sometimes
- Perfect for family puzzle nights - brings people together like my unifying leadership
- Challenging enough to keep you busy longer than I kept any cabinet position
Care: Wipe gently with dry microfiber cloth - treat it more carefully than I treated international relations
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