Listen, I’m not saying this mug will pass universal healthcare, I'm saying it will keep you caffeinated long enough to organize until it does. It’s a collector’s item for people who read the fine print, show up anyway, and still have time to dunk on billionaires before lunch.
And yes, it features me as a ridiculous baby politician. Because sometimes you have to meet Congress where it’s at: emotionally. Pour your coffee, raise your standards, and remember, if they can fund everything except your wellbeing, you can absolutely demand better with a warm beverage in hand.
Product Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instruction:
Wash it like you’d wash dark money out of politics: hot water, persistence, and zero excuses.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
