“Mayor of Your Morning” - Pete Buttigieg

This kiss-cut sticker is small but mighty — much like my term as mayor. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or binder of budget proposals, and you’re making a statement: you value civic responsibility and adorable public servants.

From infrastructure to adhesive integrity, we keep things sticking together in South Bend. And yes, that’s me — baby mayor — ready to break ground on your reusable water bottle.

Product Features

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick governance

• Weatherproof vinyl, because the Midwest has all four seasons in one week

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings

• One size fits all — just like my vision for city parks

• Sticks anywhere… even on your rival’s campaign van

Care Instructions

Wipe it down like the city seal — gentle but thorough.