“Malarkey-Free Mornings” - Joe Biden

Look, Jack — this mug is the Cadillac of ceramic caffeine carriers. You see that glossy white finish? It’s like the Delaware of mugs: small, but it punches way above its weight. Fill it with coffee, tea, or melted ice cream — I won’t judge. It’s all about bringing folks together over something warm and slightly overcaffeinated.

And yeah, it’s tough. Tougher than me taking on a double scoop in July. Go ahead, toss it in the dishwasher — it’ll come out shining like my aviators on a sunny Amtrak ride.

Product Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions:
“Wash it like you’d wash away malarkey — hot water, soap, and a touch of hope.”