Look, Jack — this mug is the Cadillac of ceramic caffeine carriers. You see that glossy white finish? It’s like the Delaware of mugs: small, but it punches way above its weight. Fill it with coffee, tea, or melted ice cream — I won’t judge. It’s all about bringing folks together over something warm and slightly overcaffeinated.
And yeah, it’s tough. Tougher than me taking on a double scoop in July. Go ahead, toss it in the dishwasher — it’ll come out shining like my aviators on a sunny Amtrak ride.
Product Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions:
Wash it like you’d wash away malarkey — hot water, soap, and a touch of hope.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
