Protect your phone like I protect freedom — boldly, unapologetically, and in high-definition. This isn’t just a case, it’s a statement: you’re ready for battle, whether it’s a barstool debate or a comment section firefight.
Dual-layer armor means your phone will survive drops, polls, and the occasional liberal uncle tossing it across the Thanksgiving table.
Product Features:
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3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
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UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
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Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
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Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
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Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions:
"Clean it like you clean your rifle — carefully, and never with mayonnaise."
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
