This magnet sticks with the strength of principles—and also, frankly, the strength of a base that never forgets a good meme. Put it on your fridge so every time you reach for leftovers, you’re greeted by a tiny, serious-looking statesman silently judging your snack choices like it’s a budget hearing.
It’s glossy, it’s bold, it’s unapologetically baby-me-in-a-suit. In other words: the perfect daily reminder that in America, even your refrigerator can be a battleground for messaging.
Product Features (my magnetic agenda):
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Cut-out shape that clings like my base
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Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles
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Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)
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Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones
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Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder
Care:
Clean it like you’d clean up a talking point: quick wipe, no drama, total control.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
