Look, I’m a serious guy with serious ideas… but even I can admit there’s something objectively hilarious about a baby version of me staring you down before you’ve had your first sip. This 11oz mug is basically the American Dream in ceramic form: bold, bright, and ready to go to work at 7:00 a.m. whether your schedule is Wall Street, PTA, or aggressively refreshing the news.
And yes—if you’ve ever seen me reach for a drink of water on camera, you already know: hydration matters. So does coffee. Consider this mug a bipartisan solution: it holds hot liquids and it holds your dignity together during Monday mornings.
Product Features:
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Vibrant colors that pop harder than Florida sunlight and a good talking point
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Durable ORCA coating—tougher than the average headline cycle
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Microwave & dishwasher safe (no subpoenas required, no drama necessary)
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Large handle for strong grips… or tiny baby hands with big ambition. But don't really give to babies. I'm breakable and my contents are probably hot!
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners—soft presentation, firm stance
Care Instruction:
Wash it like you’d clean up a cable-news soundbite: warm water, soap, and a confident spin cycle.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
