“Brexit Brew, Stronger Than Brussels” - Ben Harnwell

This 11oz porcelain podium is where strategy meets steam. It’s the Baby Ben vessel for early-morning memos, late-night segments, and the sacred interval in between when caffeine turns convictions into bullet points. Display it like a relic; lift it like a mandate.
Refill as needed. If anyone asks what’s inside, say “first principles.” If they press, say “black, strong, and non-negotiable.”

Product Features (in-character):

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care: Wash like a crisis comms cycle: warm water, mild soap, calm outcomes.