This 11oz porcelain podium is where strategy meets steam. It's the Baby Ben vessel for early-morning memos, late-night segments, and the sacred interval in between when caffeine turns convictions into bullet points. Display it like a relic; lift it like a mandate. Refill as needed. If anyone asks what's inside, say "first principles." If they press, say "black, strong, and non-negotiable."
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Product Features (in-character):
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)…but don't give them to babies because I'm breakable and the contents of this mug are probably very hot
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
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Care: Wash like a crisis comms cycle: warm water, mild soap, calm outcomes.
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
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Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
