I once walked into HQ carrying a literal sink. Now you can walk into your kitchen carrying this 11oz masterpiece. It’s premium white ceramic, optimized for hot propulsion fluids (also known as coffee) and daily meme launches. Consider it a tiny vessel for big ideas—reusable, scalable, and ready for liftoff.
Sip like an engineer, grin like a memelord, and enjoy the absurdity of progress-in-a-cup. Fill, refill, repeat—then tweet the results. Let that sink in.
Product Features:
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instruction: Wash like a rocket turnaround: quick rinse, hot water, back on the pad.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
