Le Sticker: Make Centrist Cute Again - Emmanuel Macron

Citizens, stick with me—literally. This glossy kiss-cut sticker delivers maximum charisma in minimum surface area, an elegant micro-reform for laptops, water bottles, and the occasional stubborn briefcase. It’s the portable version of a press conference: concise, shiny, and impossible to ignore.

Affix it where it matters and watch your belongings become a start-up nation of their own. If it outshines your approval ratings, that’s policy working as intended.

Product Features

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings

• One size fits all—just like my campaign promises

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car

Care Instructions
Apply with the decisiveness of a decree; smooth bubbles like I smooth press briefings.