Your phone deserves full coverage — the kind of security I’d give a border fence. This dual-layer case keeps your device safe from drops, shocks, and yes, even the occasional congressional hearing livestream.
Think of it as carrying me in your pocket — except I won’t drain your battery, I’ll just guard your notifications with baby-faced toughness.
Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care: Wipe it down like I wipe down policy memos: clean, clear, and on message.
